Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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