We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize