No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We need to get me chipped asap
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
