No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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