he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
