My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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