Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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