Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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