problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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