your thong is hanging out like whoa
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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