Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
A bitchslap is in order.
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