therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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