People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Randomize