my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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