My first STD was from a foam party
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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