Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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