i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
My feet surprised me
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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