i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
