so explain again why im purple
no
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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