I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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