Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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