dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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