We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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