I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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