found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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