; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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