am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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