Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Your cock deserves a montage
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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