But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
