the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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