Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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