margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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