I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Alive.
So much puke
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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