Can Purell be used as lube?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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