the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
