I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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