You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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