at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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