I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I am available for nakedness
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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