WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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