Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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