My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
last night I used snow as a chaser
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