I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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