Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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