you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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