no. you can't hotbox the world.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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