it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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