Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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