i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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