dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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