Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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