try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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